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at Logan's suggestion we made a modification to the aprtment decor. We added a bed. I think it increased the slumber party gimmick appeal. And the stripper lights increased the skin fest gimmick appeal. |
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If you're gonna throw a slumber party, then you need junk food, so I bought a whole bunch |
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I took great care in making the E.L. Fudge cookie arrangement. Unfortunately, the guests ate it. Bastards! |
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Jameel shows up in billionaire playboy garb. ¡Ah-yay ah yay ah! ¡Rico! ¡Ah-yay ah yay ah! Suave! |
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Ben brought the forties as is tradition.... this sip is for me... |
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and this ones for my homies. (we actually did tip the forties first, but no one got a good picture) |
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Jer shows up and he and Jameel form a club for bald billionaire playboys... |
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Quickly joins.... Jess T. is neither bald, nor a boy. I guess she's an honorary member. |
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I take care of my womens... |
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and my mens... |
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and apparently they take care of each other as well. |
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as you can see, Jammy Jam is really an excuse for half naked people to feel each other up, as Claire demonstrates on Erin here. (one might say this is the traditional T shot that my party photos always have... the A shot is coming up later... I promise) |
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To Ben Raia... wherever are! Big ups to Brooklyn... errr... Long Island... Ummm... San Francisco... ah just never mind.... |
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Tall Guy and Jameel, ummm... "reading the articles" |
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Claire and Mathilde meet a friendly giant. |
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Ben has a crush on Anu. He always has... he always will. |
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gabe goes into a trance and uses his zen pied piper like ability to make a group of half naked women amass around him |
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Fooshizzle my nizzle use to dribble down in Brooklyn. WEST SIDE! |
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I honestly don't know what George is doing here... but ummm... Wow... |
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It was time for the contest to begin. Everyone gathered around in the living room. |
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I explained the rules while Jameel grabbed the mic and busted a verse. |
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Geoff starts things off by showing off his Southpark PJs and matching boxers. |
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The crowd watches on. |
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Dana goes next in a short red nightie. Presentation being everything, she gives us a marilyn monroe inspired twirl and curtsie. |
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Jameel requests a music change. And shows us what presentation and showmanship is all about. Why must I be like that? |
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Why must i chase that cat? |
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It's just the dog in me! |
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Bow Wow Wow Yippee Yo Yippee Yay Bow Wow Yippy Yo Yippy Yay! Woof Woof! |
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Jonathan follows in swank blue silk (i think). Look at his face. doesn't it just say "I'm sooo sexy!" |
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Next is Meredyth with a spin to show her ruffles and corset. |
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Followed by Ben. "I am a Golden God..." |
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"who for some reason feels the need to wear my underwear on my head." |
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Jess T. Jer, George and Tall Guy watch the show. See the bed really was a big hit. |
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Gina is next. Again, I must stress presentation. She starts with a simple plaid bathrobe... |
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But with a spin she tosses it off to reveal a black nightie and high heels. Very smooth. Very cool The crowd applauds. |
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James is next. Basic flannel pjs, unbuttoned... a classic. Mr. Blackwell would approve. |
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anu wears no pajamas and instead opts for his usual showing of support for the Mets (see last year's Jammy Jam). I think he just wanted a chance to request new music. "Jungle Love! Ow! Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh!" |
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Foosheezie my neeze used to drizzle so neezey! |
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Steph wearing an elegantly shoelaced evening gown. A spin for the people. |
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Denise opts for a simple white slip, but knows how to work it. She requests a music change... |
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and goes crazy! Bawitadabawdabangdabangboogey! |
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Becky matches her sisters white slip with a black one. |
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Jess H. killed a cheetah on the way to the party. (i love animal print) |
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Claire opts for something from the Moulin Rouge collection. Gitchie gitchie ya ya da da! Gitchie gitchie ya ya here!<.i> |
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Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soirVoulez vous coucher avec moi |
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Jenn returns to defend her crown from last year, this time wearing a strech lace one-shoulder nightie. Elmo is VERY lucky. |
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You like me? You really like me? |
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Erin wearing another classic. There's just something about the oversized sleep shirt on a woman. There's something about the legs on a woman. There's something about a woman. |
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Max actually decides to follow the pajama theme for once, but he certainly can't be bothered to actually set down his drink just model. |
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Joel looks absolutely fabulous dahling... |
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Gabe on the catwalk... sashay shante... you better work. |
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It is getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off! |
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And now it my turn. We begin with an homage to Tom Cruise but to the tune of Marty Dread's Reggae Rock in the Maui Style. |
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And we throw in a little something for the ladies.... |
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People romancing some people dancing me and my lady will be reggae rocking. |
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And now the gratuitous A shot. Mom, you may look the other way while I discuss my butt. The rest of you may worship my ass in all its George Michael-esque glory. It's a perfect circle. Scientists use it to calibrate their instruments. |
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Following my strip tease routine, it was time for judging and voting. |
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I went upstairs to count the votes. Jess H. tried on my pimp hat I had kept the ballots in. Apparently it was killed from the same cheetah. |
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While I was counting, Gabe soemhow won Jenn's spare teddy. I don't know how he won it. I don't know why he won it. I'm not sure I want to. |
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3rd place winners. Steph and Joel each recieved a bottle of summer cherry erotic massage oil. |
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2nd place winners Claire and Jameel received a digital angel sleepshirt from elseworld (go there, spend money now) and silk boxers respectively. |
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Jenn and I for first place won an evaluation from Logan's modeling company, books on better sexual techniques by Lou Paget and gift certificates to Victoria's Secret and International Male. |
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After the contest was over, the party degenerated into DDR. I tried to stop it... really I did... but the people demanded it. |
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And then after DDR., came the karaoke. |
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Remember those ads by Calvin Klein with the really skinny malnourished whiteboys wearing jeans? Max does. He says it makes him sexy. |
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Geoff apparently is going for the underwear model job from the same campaign. |